Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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