SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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