dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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