we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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