I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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