I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
high people should be assigned attendants
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I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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