but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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