Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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