Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
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When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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