she woke up with a sticky ear
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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