So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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