sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
When are your genitals available?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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