Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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