guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Randomize
