People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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