Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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