I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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