My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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