just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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