If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Shame - the story of my life.
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