so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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