I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
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Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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