it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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