Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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