I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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