Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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