I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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