So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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