I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
