idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
cat food counts as protein by the way
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka