i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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