life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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