she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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