it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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