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• (801): View more from Utah

  I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I was the one passing out cake at the bars

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.

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• (631): View more from New York

  Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana

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