Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis