I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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