I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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