FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
you traded sex for a burrito?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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