Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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