He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
please come you make the beer taste better
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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