we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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