Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm eating all of the evidence.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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