DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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