Dude i fell asleep inside of her
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere