you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.