don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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