I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
what if I'm pregnant?
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There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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