Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Just high enough for therapy.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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