Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
