it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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