He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
