You really coming over, don't trick.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
