Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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