So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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