Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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