My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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