Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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