Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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