Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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