when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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